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Breaking News: Billy Mays Dead At 50
December 8th, 2009
Infomercial star Billy Mays was found dead by his wife. He was 50 years old.This, of course, days after the sudden death of Michael Jackson, who died of the same age.
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An Ode to Billy Mays – A Billy Mays Tribute Song
December 5th, 2009
This song is dedicated to the memory of Billy Mays, the greatest salesman of our day. He was far more than your typical commercial salesman, he was a celebrity that we could all relate to. An everyman with a heart of gold, I suppose. Rest in peace Billy Mays, your legend will live on.Lyrics:oh billy oh billy maysbest salesmen of our dayhe walked into our lives byselling ginsu knives and thigns on tvhe could sell anythingoh billy.order now and get twice as much,and the shipping will be on us,there is no need to waitwe send to all fifty statesoh billy, oh billy maysoh billy, oh billy maysoxicleanzorbeezorange glowding kingimpact geljupiter jackgrater platerfix itmighty puttymighty mend-itsteam buddytool banditwhat odorawesome augeriCanenergizeliquid diamondflies awayhercules hookgophersamurai sharkhandy switchgreen nowengrave it
Introducing The Jupiter Brak! – Billy Mays Dub – Dedicated To Billy Mays ( …
December 4th, 2009
Dedicated to Billy Mays (1958 – 2009)We sure are gonna miss you!Introducing the Jupiter Brak! just plug it into your cell phone & tune to 88.7 FM & talk about crap to your stupid friends who don’t use it but drive & talk anyway & will die in a car accident!
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