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eltresamigas: R.I.P billy mays 1958-2009 infomercial star oxi clean legend

This song is dedicated to the memory of Billy Mays, the greatest salesman of our day. He was far more than your typical commercial salesman, he was a celebrity that we could all relate to. An everyman with a heart of gold, I suppose. Rest in peace Billy Mays, your legend will live on.Lyrics:oh billy oh billy maysbest salesmen of our dayhe walked into our lives byselling ginsu knives and thigns on tvhe could sell anythingoh billy.order now and get twice as much,and the shipping will be on us,there is no need to waitwe send to all fifty statesoh billy, oh billy maysoh billy, oh billy maysoxicleanzorbeezorange glowding kingimpact geljupiter jackgrater platerfix itmighty puttymighty mend-itsteam buddytool banditwhat odorawesome augeriCanenergizeliquid diamondflies awayhercules hookgophersamurai sharkhandy switchgreen nowengrave it

Billy Mays was found dead in his home in Tampa, Florida today on June 28, 2009. He will be missed by all. Rest in Peace Billy Mays. RIP. Billy Mays, pitchman, tv star, husband, role model. Known asTV pitchman for OxiClean, Orange Glo, Kaboom, Engrave It, Handy Switch, iCan, Mighty Mendit, Mighty Putty (regular) & Mighty Putty Wood, Hercules Hook, AwesomeAuger, Steam Buddy, Zorbeez, Big City Slider Station, The Ding King, ESPN 360, Energize, Impact Gel Insoles, Omni DualSaw, Jupiter Jack, What Odor?, Soap-A-Dub-Slop Stopper, Tool Bandit, SIMONIZ Instant Shine, SIMONIZ fix it! (regular) & fix it! PRO, Gopher, Samurai Shark, Grater Plater, Ragazzi’s Pizza, and Green Now

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